tajda

someone who loves your mom very much.

A: my parents are getting a divorce!

B: why?? what happened??
A: my mom got a new girlfriend :(
B: is her name tajda?

A: yes, how did you know??
B: its bound to happen sooner or later. all of our moms are taken by tajda :/

hana

someone that is a good therapist but is also a hardcore bully.

person: oh no! they will never love me back :(
hana: dont worry they dont deserve you anyway. now stfu bitch