strung up

An ironic but not entirely inaccurate aborignal variation on the famous government tourist slogan ("Queensland: beautful one day, stunning the next") of the conservative north-eastern Australian state of Queensland, which has a signicant aborigine population.

"Queensland: beautiful one day, strung up the next."

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Bogan

In Western Australia, "bogans" are termed "bogs". "Bogan" actually derives from the name of a small rural town in NSW.

"Geez, the whole pub is chocka with bogs. Let's go somewhere else."

"No way I'd live in Mandurah, it's full of drunk bogs."

"On my first trip to the Eastern States, somebody called me a bogan."

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Perth

The capital of Western Australia. Claimed to have the best lifestyle in the western world, otherwise known as "summer," "beach" and "bottle shop". Besides that, Perth consists of a lot of freeways cutting through a huge neutron-bombed suburban desert, zero night life, the highest burglary rate in the country, a corrupt police force and government, millions of whining english immigrants, and a lot of ugly concrete buildings.

"Excuse me constable, somebody just stole all my stuff from my hotel room."

"Are you calling me a thief mate? Piss off or we'll fit you up for a murder and a couple of bank robberies."

"Geez, Tony drove to the pine forest and gassed him and his whole family with a hosepipe from the exhaust."

"Yeah well that's what the Perth suburbs can do to you."

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