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whataboutism

A symptom of people who don't really understand how to convey their point, so they resort to saying "What about X??" in order to have the other person understand their point without actually saying anything to make them believe it. We've all been a victim of whataboutism.

Person: What about the fork you threw at me??
Me: shut your whataboutism and go back to bed
Person: its eight in the morning.
Me: so??

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022


Maidenless

The status of having 0 bitches
like you

Me: yo that dude is Maidenless
Friend: yeah what a looser

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

65๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dog

puppy :)

me: dog
friend: yes

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022


The Emoji Movie

The emoji movie is a creation made by demons who came out of hell with the purpose of indoctrinating the children with brain poison in order to turn them into spoiled little shits who throw tantrums when you want them to go away because they have nothing better to do other then play Roblox with their crusty fucking iPads that look like they have living organisms growing on it as a form of pre torture for when 75% of the human populous descends into hell.

Child: I wanna see the emoji movie
Me: no
Child: PAHFVGDSVYUADVYSDVUAYVWDYAVBHUWDVAYUWVDABSUHADBUQWGDBABUYDBASHDBAIHDUIWHIYEIYDGFDHABOHDIOSAHDIOHSAOIBDJASBQUIWDGAUGFUIAVFD

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tankie

A person who thinks war is cool and descends into the devious act of communism in order to act upon that interest

Me: hey that guy, he's a tankie
My friend: wanna jump him?

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boomer

an ancient generation of creatures from 1876 B.C who exist for the pure reason of torturing the younger generations with their pettiness and entitled mentality because they were raised with a fucking silver spoon in their greasy, oily mouths and can't comprehend that other people might also have problems, because they apparently had it soooooo bad.

Old guy: This generation is so bad. I had it so much worse.
Me: bro look at that boomer
Bro: he's so entitled lmaooooo

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022


No bitches

the status of having no bitches, similar to maidenless, but different because its more embarassing to be labeled as having no bitches in society then being called maidenless

Friend: wanna go talk to that guy over there?
Me: he has no bitches its too dangerous

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022