Hennessy

What Ron Artest drinks at Halftime.

"I was down by 20 at the half, so I downed some Hennessy and started punching people in the stands."

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Tigering

Cheating on your hot Swedish wife with media whores.

I got bored with my 27 year old wife, so I started Tigering and ruined my career.

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boatnitized

When you're at a boat party and forget about all your troubles.

I was so boatnitized I lost track of the time.

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