torture bullet

(n.) a bullet that, when fired at a living organism, it has the following effects:
-Immortality
-Every pain imaginable and unimaginable in this universe increasing in intensity 1 million times every 1 millionth of a second.
-Permanent consciousness

Example 1:
Dustin: Hey Jeff, you going to Greg's party on Saturday?
Jeff: You kidding? I'd rather be shot by the torture bullet!

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Pleasure Twigs

(noun) Your fingers when engaged in the act of masturbation.

Sarah's pleasure twigs were on fire when she saw my delicious gums flapping in the breeze.