Inturdnet

The internet, when viewed from a toilet - usually on a smartphone.

Cornelius was researching what to do about his warts on the inturdnet this morning for quite some time. I hope he found the right cream.

iPood

An iPhone or iPod that has been used on the toilet to play games or browse the inturdnet.

I don't know whether I would want to borrow Reno's iPood. He never washes his hands, and he drops deuce with that thing every morning.

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