Canada's History

1. (n) a sexual act involving no fewer than the total number of players on the ice during a regulation hockey game. Classically, the male to female ratio is equal, although not required. For the act to be executed correctly, however, any man involved must wear a bear mask, while women wear beaver tails. The men take turns pleasuring any woman they chooses with moose antlers, while the others make awkward small talk. The women who are not currently involved pour pure maple syrup on the reserve pile of antlers for lubrication. After all the men are done, any woman who has not been satisfied is considered ugly and is sent to work in the oil fields.

note: this act is generally regarded as illegal in the united states, but is infact subliminally encouraged by most politicians.

-Did you see that new Paris Hilton video?

-The one where she's doing 'canada's history' with the cast of Degrassi?

-Yeah! Instant classic!

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