ba-deep

A euphamism for a meaningless, randomly constructed, excrutiatingly slow-paced and circular diatribe meant to take up space when, in mid conversation, the speaker realizes that he doesn't have the vocabulary, mental agility, experience or knowledge to complete his original thought - but desperately needs to appear in control and in the know . See "mental filibuster."

Comment: "Ah, yes, precisely, we realize that...you know...the most important, by far, factor in...ah...determining....well, we really just need to"

Response: Grimaces slightly, nods head and thinks ("ba-deep")

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Colon Clutch

Invented by Evan Seinfeld of the band Biohazard, it's when you are doing a chick from behind, then fist her and jerk yourself off from the inside.

I'll marry the next chick I can colon clutch.

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Wepthity

The sound you make when your creativity is exhausted

"I'm trying to think but I... I just can't... I... wepthity!!"

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toffeechips

a crazy ass guy that exist only on line, with many fetishes including sheep, and a girl in a tub.

toffeechips, you a crazy mofo.

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Byrne

One of a group of bums who also gives.

What's up Byrne?

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claypounds

A person who goes with Shelly for a while, but it won't last long. Usually driving a souped up car and listening to BTO.

What's Claypounds up to tonight?

cheechin

To smoke marijuana profusely.

We were cheechin' out your mom's van until she knocked at its door.

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