Portland East

What people from Portland, Maine, call the city to make it sound cool when it really isn't. It is synonymous with 'jealous poser' because Portland, Oregon, took its name and did it the right way.

Gertrude: "Ya man, I'm from Portland East."
Malone: "What the fuck? You mean East Portland? Like Burnside, Mt. Hood, the Trailblazers and shit?"
Gertrude: "No, Portland, Maine. We have a cool indie scene..."
Malone shivs Gertrude in the neck.
Malone: "Portland North East, ho."

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