Adoracreepy

Being simultaneously adorable and creepy.

As the cult leader chanted, sacrificial lamb's blood dripping down his arms, the recently deceased prom queen clawed her way out from her grave. Ignoring the chanting people in hoods and robes around her, she looked at her face in the mirror. "Omigawd, I'm, like, soooo adoracreepy!"

The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.

Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.