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scuzzbucket

a dirtbag.

That Bill can't hold a job, mooches money off others, has a sketchy legal history, and tries to get with girls he has no business trying to get with, makes him a scuzzbucket.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

36πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


make it lame

unlike "make it rain" this is when you toss a crumpled up dollar bill next to a stripper who's performing onstage at a club.

Fat Eddy went up to the stage to make it lame with his seven dollars.

by ducksRpeople2 August 25, 2011

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


pick up the Cosby kids from the pool

to scoop your shit out of the toilet, by hand or with a fishnet.

Jim had forgotten his doctor wanted a stool sample, so right after he finished dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool he immediately had to pick up the Cosby kids from the pool.

by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool

to go diarrhea; or to take an otherwise messy or explosive shit.

After all them nuclear hot wings Joe had to go drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


on-duty booty

sex at work or on the job.

Desiree's been working so much lately the only booty she's been getting has been on-duty booty.

by ducksRpeople2 September 8, 2011

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


go to Shitcago

to take a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Whenever I drink coffee I have to go to Shitcago almost immediately afterwards.

by ducksRpeople2 August 19, 2011

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


get my tail docked

To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.

Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.

by ducksRpeople2 August 18, 2011

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž