hamborge

hambe

person one: hey dude have you heard of hamborge
person two: what
person one: hamborge

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dirty carter

when your girlfriend fucks you on an airplane using pokemon cards to eat your ass somehow, while also doing a handstand (the airplane must be flying over an ocean or flying into the sun)

guy one: have you ever did a dirty carter
guy two: yeah I don't know how we were flying into the sun while over an ocean

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Gilbert

Gilbert can get all the pussy gilbert has the largest cock out of every cock ever (normally over 16 feet long)

oh my god that guy is such a Gilbert

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