ur mom

the 2022 version of ...something from 1900

friend:do you want to watch a movie
me:i wanna watch ur mom

friend:lets go to sleep
me:i wanna sleep with ur mom

friend:....
me:ur mom
friend:*slaps*

dude

is a gender neutral term

karen:let me speak to the maneger
worker:dud-
karen:exuuuuuuse me you can't say that to me*drops dead*

and the definition is that it is a gender neutral like
friend:is dude a gender neutral term
me:yes

the end