asspacity

The amount of bullshit your bosses can shove up your ass before you break. It's like a Richter scale. Butt (had to use the pun), in this scenario it's more like a rectal scale. If you have an asspacity of 10, you can casually digest American politics and sleep for 8 hours. If you have an asspacity of 1, better check yourself into the nearest clinic.

Damn, my asspacity is about a 5. One of those days. Gotta get milk or beer. You look happy. Asspacity at a 9 or so?

sarjoy

Originally spelled Sorjoy, but now Sarjoy because of American English pronunciation confusion - yeah, the culture that insists on not using the Metric system. Sarjoy is a certain type of deep indigo blue color - #6F8FAF - popularized as one of the Crayola shades of "Blue" and commonly associated with denim fabric - that you insist is actually the color, "Denim" but your ralcitrant obtuse color blind children wrongly associate with, "Gray" (#808080 - frequently associated with humility and is often worn by Catholic monks, Buddhist monks in Japan and Korea, and Taoists priests). When you try explaining to them it's actually "Denim" color because you spent months shopping furiously for the exact complement to the existing decor - especially the carpet, because 'it really tied the room together' (the Dude)' - and thus, HAS to be "Denim color, dammit!" by logic of shopping search frustration. They simply reply, "Sorry Joy, it's gray," leading to exercerbated frustration hence resulting in the invention of this new color category, "Sarjoy" (#68F088F0A8F0), a portmanteau of "Sorry, Joy..."

"Don't you love this bitchin ass Denim colored jacket?" "It's actually, Gray... just sayin' ." "F-ing Bastard, it's Denim!" "Whatever, it's Sarjoy then."

Zutork

Noun. Color. A glowing radioactive greenish yellow chrome-ish "don't know WTF" color defining cartoon ghost -like villain characters who are generally associated with water (e.g., swamp, marsh, creek, river, sea, ocean, teardrops of anguished titans, sweat off a baboons ass, etc.).

"Hey Fred, Thelma here Scooby Doo cast members. I'm filling out the police report on Captain Cutler. I can't figure out what to fill in for appearance, especially color. Is he Plutonium Green or Zutork?"