Shayal

Shayal is a generally funny, outgoing person who isn’t afraid to skip class to spend time with you. However, he is also the driest Texter you will ever come across in your life. You don’t know whether he’s being nice or is mad at you. So spare yourself your energy, and refrain from a shayal all together.

“Who are you texting?”
“Shayal, why?”
“No no no no no no no no no no, unfollow and block that mf right now.”

Hamza

While they’re generally nice and harmless, hamza is a person that leads a secret life that nobody knows about. They could be a member of the mafia, and you’d still not know. This makes them good at keeping secrets; however, they are rather slow and don’t accept advice from anyone. So, befriend a hamza at your own risk.

“Who are you talking to?”
“Hamza, why?”
“damn bro, stay safe”