Dex'ed

a company who has become cut off/blacklisted/shunned by their supplier for their slanderous comments to a manufacturer

account manager "hey why do i lose orders for this customer?"
manager " oh they bitched to the manufacturer, they have been Dex'ed"

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YOU are

spoken with emphasis on the "you"

is the lowest form of comeback to an insult, usually, but when used correctly (e.g. out of context) it becomes one of the funniest and most classy calls

usual context:
bully "you are so fat, look at you, fatty fatty boom boom"
kid "you are"

used correctly:

Jason "this office is a bit sterile without a radio"
Brendan "YOU are"

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get the ass

similar to getting shit canned, to 'get the ass' is to get fired from your job

Michael: Peter if you dont get your shit together you are going to get the ass

Peter: you think they would really fire me over a few million of missing stock?

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