Federal

A behavior, action, instance, outcome etc... that exceeds expectations, is portrayed as next level, and is the most optimal end result.

Person 1: "DLane bagged a chick on Easter Sunday before Noon."
Person 2: "Damn, that's federal."

Heinous

Absurdly blacked out.

Yo bro, DLane was heinous last night. He sprinted out the front door of Nic’s house and shattered his wood fence.

Let’s get heinous with the fellas for the baseball game and lay down some offensive chirps.