Murderous Pinata

a hollow wooden statue of a horse in which the Greeks concealed themselves in order to enter Troy.

Guy 1: Hey did you study th murderous Pinata in school yet?
Guy 2: what the fuck fo you mean the trojan horse

Titty Pocket

An undergarment worn by women to support the breasts

Girl 1: heyyyy look at this titty pocket i goy a victorias secret
Girl 2: bihhhh thats a bra assface

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Drown in dog piss

1. To die an unbreathable death in a dog's urination cycle

2. To play fortnite and a player kills u and you basically fuck yourself when someone says that

I don't know why this isn't a real insult

Person 1: haha you just killed in fornite now go drown In dog piss
Person 2: ok (grabs dick) OH YES DADDY OHHHHHH

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Flamingo Witch

A large bird of prey with the head and neck more or less bare of feathers, feeding chiefly on carrion and reputed to gather with others in anticipation of the death of a sick or injured animal or person.

Guy 1: oh no a flamingo witch
Guy 2: that a vulture fuck face

Nahgem

How Meghan will die! (:

Meghan will die of nahgem

Halloween eagle

A large perching bird with mostly glossy black plumage, a heavy bill, and a raucous voice.

Guy 1: hey look a that Halloween eagle.
Guy 2: you mean that crow, dipshit?