procrasturbate

To masturbate for large quantities of time, thus putting off something you are supposed to be doing instead.

1. Jose: Have you finished the homework assignment?

Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.

2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!

John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.

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