Angus

Angus is the leader of the group, the commander of the bunch, and the boss of them all. Angus hits clips, gets hoes, and drinks beer. We all wish they would grace us with the counter strike stack and yet we are stuck alone and desperate queuing mirage and dust 2.

"Angus high-fived me last week and I haven't washed my hand since then."

Gwobbing

The act of pulling on your flaccid penis to attempt to make it grow, by pulling out the hidden length on the inside

R: All the guys are having a gwobbing party later, do you wanna join?
N: Not tonight, I spent ages gwobbing this morning and it still hurts.