Sided

When you help someone in studying for an exam they have no clue about and they end up with a way better grade than you.

Person 1: "Help me! I don't know how to do this problem!"
Person 2: "Fine, I'll help you out."
*one day later, after the exam*
Person 1: " So how did you do, I got a 73?"
Person 2: "That's it? i got a 92!"
Person 1: "Damn it! Sided again!"

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Fingies

A small finger. It is precisely measured to be 1/3rd the size of a traditional finger.

Person 1: "Why do you always need two hands to text?"
Person 2: "Idk man I can't reach across my phone with just one hand, also I lose balance."
Person 1: "Damn, I guess you have fingies..."

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