Fuckuppable

The ability to be (easily) fucked up

French is one of those languages that seems as if it was made to be fuckuppable. One wrong ending pronunciation and you've just called someone's ass nice.

Screte

Shit; feces. Short for "excrement."

"Franky left me a load of dog-screte at my front door this morning. What a cunt."

Condomsation

That sweat that's on the condom when you take it off

"We out here sloppy with condomsation, man"