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Michael Todd

A guy who thinks he can arm wrestle but all he does is lay under the table and stares at his opponents dick.

I seen you Michael Todd me when we arm wrestled, you meat gazed.

by dusty 20 August 20, 2018


beamesderfer

When you take a shit so big that it makes your dick hard.

Man I went to taco bell last night and boy it gave me a beamesderfer.

by dusty 20 July 17, 2018

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