champagne

Champagne is to take your dick and swing it around while pissing so you piss all over the place.

I'm on a party at this asshole's house and I have to go to the restroom. Champagne!!!!!!!!!

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swaffeling

Swaffeling is to hit someone in the face with your half erected dick.

Hey man, I feel like swaffeling that pretty girl all over the place.