Low-Watt Gurgler

One who was hated by god, and smiten with spinal bifida or another disabling disease. Must now live life pushing themselves along blowing through a straw. Low-wattage refers to the memory and intelligence lost when their parent/parents tried to drown them as a baby to relive themselves of the pain of a cursed child. Gurgler comes from the sound of their throat spasming uncontrolably because they were abused as a child because they were such an easy mark.

My daughter came ou, and she wasn't just a little handicapped, she was a Low-Watt Gurgler in a high back chair.

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Winky

A special education student at a high school. Usually unsightly, and extremely-fat / ugly.

That winky has a huge moustache, she should shave. Fuck, I hate those winkies on the second floor! Fuck you Winky

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SPEDI

A SPecial EDucation Immigrant. Created for a history project about immigrants in the 1900s

That taxi nigga must've failed SPEDI school, cuz he can't give me the right change.

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