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evil maid attack

A term coined in 2009 by Joanna Rutkowska, a computer security researcher, which describes a computer system or laptop's security is compromised because the attacker is a physical one and one that has access to the actual hardware in question.

The target is usually a laptop computer or cellphone that is left inside a hotel room and easily available to a maid or someone who poses as a maid to come and clean the room.

They use a USB plug or even something less conspicuous to get a copy of the system's password or to introduce keyloggers and other such identity theft viruses.

Jackson, the CEO of our company claims the loss of shareholder investments was the cause of an Evil Maid Attack when he went on vacation with his family these last few weeks.

by dw8177 September 28, 2020


domate

A domate is a person who is in a relationship or friendship where their partner is considered the dominant one and they are the submissive. While it is usually considered sexual it does not have to be - nor is it strictly man to woman or woman to man. Women to women happen quite frequently while men to men can happen but not as often.

It also means that their partner will do what their dominant one tells them, often without question, to or to accept humiliating verbal insults or to be placed in demeaning situations that test their boundaries from time to time to remind them of their submissive position with them.

Psychologically the domate is usually somewhat immature, easily amused, childish, and has few boundaries. While their mate is Alpha, mature, reserved, and will confront usually quite boldly and with anger anything or anyone that threatens to break up this relationship.

While their dominant mate can be mean and demeaning to their domate most of the time, in truth, they really do look out for them and keep them safe and secure, but they would never admit that to them.

"Wow ! Did you see what Gina was wearing to school this morning ? So kinky ! I sure would like to be her best friend !"

"Forget it, Mandy is her domate. And I doubt you want to be her friend on that account."

by dw8177 November 17, 2017


smhia

Chat abbreviation. "Shaking my head in agony."

This sort of thing is reserved for when you read or hear about something so incredibly stupid or dangerous, either texted, posted, or chatted, that it physically hurts your head to comprehend. You want to tell them NO or STOP but you know it won't do any good - so this is the best you can tell them.

"And now to break my previous record for the most amount of bubble wrap eaten within 60-seconds !"
SMHIA ...

by dw8177 May 27, 2017


cain't

"Cain't" is not the same as "can't." "Can't" as you know is a contraction for "cannot." Adding the "i" means that whatever cannot be done is WANTING to be done but is impossible to do so. It "ain't possible." and this is usually due to the circumstances surrounding it.

"Now, Milton. I just cain't get up in that water tower without the ladder."
"You're saying you don't know who took it, then ?"
"Exactly."

by dw8177 February 22, 2021

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turd wallet

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.

"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."

by dw8177 February 3, 2018


shoutburst

A shoutburst is a shout and an outburst combined. It generally means someone who is acting so immature and is shouting so incredibly loud that absolutely everyone around can see and hear them. A total meltdown. It is not a short angry burst but a long and loud one with a lot of whining and screaming. It really brings a lot of negative attention to the person who is doing it.

"Did you hear about Stacy the other day when Kathy took her lipgloss ?"
"Boy did I ! She had a full 30-minute shoutburst ! People flocked all around to watch and record it on their phones."

by dw8177 July 25, 2020


successible

Successible is a play on three words, "Success," "Accessible," and "Simple." Used together, they mean something that is entirely successful in its meaning, possibly award winning, and/or can be easily understood really by anyone. It also has the option of containing matching elements that can be simply related to one's own life.

"Dude, did you see that new movie yet, 'Slacker' ?"
"Yeah, it's so awesome ! That flick was totally successible."

by dw8177 April 2, 2018