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A Mommynatrix is just as it sounds. It's a dominating woman that treats adult men and women lovers as their own little children, and does so in a sexually humiliating way, usually involving pain and embarrassment.
"Wow. Cathy has really become a Mommynatrix since she married Greg. He tells me how she treats him and it's crazy to say the least."
There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"
"Carbon" is used here as a description. It means something that is absolutely 100% exact of another. Not similar, not related, not sort of like, neat a cheap copy but absolutely the same. Down to the carbon molecules. A carbon copy if you will.
"Henna, do you remember that key you gave me the other day to access the locked cabinet in Mr. Senner's office ?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Opening it I found a copy of the key sitting on the bottom. Carbon."
"That's strange. There's only supposed to be one. What good does it do in there ?"
A meanja is a name you give to someone if they are practiced, to an expert level, of insulting others and making them feel bad about themselves - entirely through a choice selection of words alone.
"I can't believe what she said about my nose flute ability ! I've been practicing for years !"
"Hey, don't dwell on it. Clearly she was a meanja."
This is a play on two words. "Muck" and "Makeover." A makeover where everything is slathered on in a great rush.
Basically it is a makeover, but done in such a tremendous hurry or with little regard to finesse because of limited time where the one being made over may not be at all appealing to most, but is just fine for someone desperate for a date or will take anyone of the opposite sex as they are.
"Janice, Horchester is going to be here in an hour for the dance !"
"Oh my god, I look awful, what will I do ?"
"Don't worry, we'll give you a muckover. You'll be fine."
Goremantic is a combination of the two words Gore and Romantic. It is a tale of horror involving bloody scenes and unrequited love. An example of this would be the movie, "Misery."
"Hey, have you ever seen that old classic horror movie, "Misery" ?"
"I sure did, that is a great Goremantic film."
Everyone is familiar with the story of Casey Jones who up at bat because of his massive ego deliberately let two strikes get by him before he (presumably) would made a home run, but he didn't. He struck out on the last one.
"Pulling a Casey" in this case is used as an action of swindling. It simply means to deliberately flounder, mess up, or make deliberate mistakes in the beginning of a game to encourage competitors and gamblers into thinking they have an easy win.
When in fact their opponent is quite skilled in the area of interest and is waiting for real money to arrive before they show off their incredible and stunning skill at the cost of everyone involved.
It's appropriate in settings of gambling like playing pool or even the shell game.
In the shell game the dealer pulls a Casey with the new players by letting them win a couple of bucks by finding the pea easily enough under the shell.
But the dealer knows full well they're going to bet more and try to win more - and that's when the swindle comes in. Once they have won their confidence on how "easy" the game is.
Pulling a Casey in a game of table pool for instance can show a pool-shark deliberately make bad moves like miss sinking balls and even scratching the cue to encourage bets.
And then after a few bad shots once there is real money involved - that's when the shark plays for keeps and takes the competitors and bets for all they are worth, hustling them for all their money.
"Did you see that ? I've already won $5 from Justin in blackjack ! I'm upping my bet !"
"Watch out, dude, he could just be pulling a Casey on you."