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smh

shaking my head

joe: dad im pregnant

dad (bob): smh

by dwdwefewf January 19, 2023


AFK

"AFK" stands for "Away From Keyboard". It is commonly used in online multiplayer games and chat platforms to let others know that the person is not currently at their computer or device and will not be able to respond to messages or participate in the game. It is used as a way to let others know that the person will be temporarily unavailable, and it's a way to inform others that the person is not purposely ignoring them.

Joe: Hey Bob, where did you go? I need your help with this dungeon boss.
Bob: Oh sorry, I had to step away for a moment. I'll be AFK for a few minutes.
Joe: OK, no problem. Let me know when you're back.
Bob: Will do.

by dwdwefewf January 21, 2023


ASAP

As soon as possible

Joe: "Hey Bob, Can you send me that report by the end of the day?"

Bob: "Sure thing, Joe. I'll have it to you ASAP."

Joe: "Great, I need it to present it to the board tomorrow morning."

Bob: "No problem, I'll make sure it's done as soon as possible."

Joe: "Thanks Bob, really appreciate it."

Bob: "Not a problem, happy to help out. You'll have it ASAP"

by dwdwefewf January 20, 2023


sus

"Sus" is a slang term that is short for "suspicious." It is used to describe someone or something that appears to be shady or untrustworthy. It can also be used as a verb, "to sus," meaning to suspect or to have a feeling of mistrust towards someone or something. It is common to use the phrase on the internet or in text conversations.

Joe: Hey Bob, have you seen the new guy at work yet?

Bob: Yeah, I saw him yesterday.

Joe: What do you think of him?

Bob: I don't know man, something about him just seems sus to me.

Joe: Sus?

Bob: Yeah, like he's hiding something. I can't put my finger on it, but my gut tells me to be careful around him.

Joe: Hmm, that is sus. I'll keep an eye on him. Thanks for the heads up.

by dwdwefewf January 22, 2023


Bruh

"Bruh" is a slang term that is often used as an expression of surprise or disbelief. It can also be used as a shortened version of "brother" as a term of address among friends. In recent years, it has also been used as an informal way of saying "hey" or "what's up."

Joe: "Yo, Bob, check this out. I just got a new car."

Bob: "Bruh, no way! What kind of car is it?"

Joe: "It's a Lamborghini. I've been saving up for it for years."

Bob: "Bruh, that's insane! I'm so jealous. Can I take it for a spin later?"

Joe: "Of course, bruh. It's all yours."

by dwdwefewf January 21, 2023


Salty

A term used to describe someone who is angry or bitter, often in response to being slighted or defeated.

joe: FUCK YOU (lost fortnite game)
bob: someones salty smh

by dwdwefewf January 19, 2023


IMO

In My Opinion

Person 1: "I think we should go with the red color scheme for the website."

Person 2: "I don't know, I think blue would be better. IMO, it's a more professional color."

Person 1: "I see your point, but I disagree. IMO, red is a more attention-grabbing color and would help us stand out more."

Person 2: "That's a valid point. I guess it just comes down to personal preference, IMO."

Person 1: "Exactly, let's run a test and see which one performs better."

by dwdwefewf January 20, 2023