Wipea

When you're wiping yourself after taking a shit but your finger rips through the toilet paper and you accidentally finger yourself

lamar:yo last week i was taking a shit last week and accidentally wipea'd myself.

Trishalapa

the most hood name in the world, trishalapa is better used for a female.

hey ajebslaje trishalapa

gahagsja

when you can't decide between a laugh and a fucking cry for help, so you slam your keyboard or scream gahagsja.

kelly: yo wassup boi
greg: gahagsja

Lonely Bath

When very lonely people take a bath, and stick their cock in the drain hole while the water moves to it, creating the feeling of getting a blowjob

Reed: Summer break was lit bro, what did you do?
Morgan: I took lonely baths