lesbotron

(lez-bow-trawn); noun;

a lesbian machine- a cyborg, if you will. these oddities are commonly found in the following habitats:

1- ice hockey arenas
2- same-sex marriage rallies
3- camping
4- whole foods store;

In addition to exhibiting all characteristics of stereotypical lesbians, the homonormative mutant power of the lesbotron enables her to execute any activity with spectacular accuracy and prowess.

"Heavens to Betsy! That lesbotron single-handedly scored a hat trick AND signed all of those adoption papers in the last three minutes of the game! No lesbian I know can move like that!"

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