Pound Hound

1. A girl who has a the body of a 10 and the face of a stillborn baby

see also Butterface

2. The lady a sweathog turns into when a man has on his beer goggles.

3. The girl you go to that no one sleeps with cause you know she'll say yes to sex and oh so much more.

1. Guy: (to pretty lady from behind) Hello gorgeous, how bout a drink?
Girl: Sure...(interrupted by Guy as she turns around)
Guy: (interrupting Girl) JESUS TITTY FUCKIN' CHRIST, you're a god damn pound hound.

2. Guy: (drunk and following lady out of bar) Be there in a sec baby. Tom, check out this babe I landed.
Tom: Dude, you sure you wanna do this, shes a pound hound.
Guy: You're just jealous, ya douche.

3. Guy: Dude, that chick you fucked last night was gowdy.
Guy 2: I know, shes a pound hound huh. I havent gotten any in awhile so i took what i can get.

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Jake Rowan and the Disease

A very kickass, rebellious, freshly formed band in the small seedy town of Milton-Freewater, Oregon by a parapalegic deviant, his brother and their friend Jacob.

Shubert: Dude, did you go to the JratD concert last night?
Arlo: Who the fuck is JratD?
Shubert: Jake Rowan and the Disease. They're fuckin' kickass dude.

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coal mining

the action of working your penis around in circular motions in a rectum to get feces on it

Paris Hilton - What are you doin back there?
Jay Leno - Coal mining bitch so shut up.

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chaz spaz

A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.

Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.

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Sweathog

A very large, unattractive, sweaty, pimply, hairy women that only hammered men, trailer trash, niggers (not african-americans), and spiks (not mexicans) sleep with.

Guy 1: Dude, are you seriously gonna sleep with that sweathog.
Guy 2: It's okay, im both a spik and shitfaced.

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Uberfotze

The German term used when calling someone a cunt (fotze in German) just isnt enough.

Pronounciation: oo-ber-fote-tsa

*See also Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Reginald: Dude, Chuck, sorry. I heard that cunt Katie cheated on you.
Chuck: Dude, dont call her a cunt.
Reginald: Why, not. You dont still love her do ya.
Chuck: Fuck no. She's not a cunt, shes a fuckin Uberfotze.

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California Curbstomp

Forcing someone you just recently curbstomped into performing oral sex on you (but since the person is either dead or unconcious, its more of a face fuck than oral sex)

Guy: You like it rough do ya?
Girl: Ya, i do you big sexy man you.
Guy: Alright then, bite the curb.
Girl: (with mouth on curb) Why?
Guy: (curbstomping girl) Cause youre gettin California Curbstomped.

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