Chest Goblins

Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.

Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.

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Flipper

The offspring of blood relatives concieving a child.

I sure as hell ain't raisin' any flipper grandchildren, you bitches understand

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Huffer

The act of farting into (usually) a females mouth. The female than swallows the gastronomical release and proceeds to snowball it back up into the passer of gas's mouth.

For some fucked up reason my girl loves it when i give her a huffer.

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Hungarian Cuntgrass

1. A slur referring to the pubic region of a very hairy Hungarian woman. The slur is used to demean an opponent.

2. Hungarian marijuana

1. My ex is a bag of Hungarian Cuntgrass.

2. Fuck dude, that Hungarian Cuntgrass had me trippin balls last night.

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challenge

a drinking game orgininated in the northeastern oregon town of milton-freewater. at any moment during a party if you've heard the word "challenge" shouted you must consume whatever you have in your hand as fast as possible. this is a good way to weed out the pussy drinkers who think they're rugged.

assists are also allowed

challenge: straight up

guy 1: dude that chick over there is hot.
guy 2: you should go over there and CHALLENGE!

challenge: with assist

guy 1: hey chuck, fill in the blank. i _______ you to a dual.
guy 2: is it by any chance, CHALLENGE!

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Gowdy

An adjective used to describe something that is either: a rough or hairy situation, someone that is not physically attractive, or an event (i.e. a party, concert, etc.) that is a blasty blast.
Can be used same as the word bad, it can be either bad or good depending on the context of use.

1. Fuck man that party last night was gowdy.
2. Shit. I fucked up. I porked some gowdy bitch last night.
3. Dude, that car accident was fuckin gowdy.

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Gibson

When a person proceeds to remove the lid from the back of a toilet in a local place (i.e. restaurant, fast food joint, cinema, etc.) and deficate inside the tank. The perpetrator then replaces the lid. After days, maybe even weeks, of going unnoticed a poor poor soul will open the lid to investigate and find feces.

Did you guys here Jared left a Gibson in the Dairy Queen shitter last night.

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