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bermuda cafe

Is often referred to in the motor trade, where by a customer says they will return to the dealership after a spot of lunch, to purchase a new vehicle, but do not return.

‘Hey, I thought your customer would have been back by now, they have been gone over 3 hours’ yes, so did I, they must have gone to the Bermuda Cafe’

by dylanscott93 November 17, 2020


The Covid Test

Where by some drops an absolute stinker and you can either smell it or you can’t, meaning if you can smell it, you don’t have COVID.

“I’ve just farted and it’s awful, if you have 2 sniff of that, you’re a greedy bastard” “I can’t smell anything” you need to go for the Covid test then!

by dylanscott93 November 17, 2020