Fuck Ton

Programmer's Definition - A unit of measurement used when a new very large amount of storage or space is introduced into an environment that desperately needed it. This usually results in an increase in speed, performance and even happiness in some cases.

IT Manager: "Did that extra 8GB of RAM help your laptop gain performance?"

Programmer: "It helped me a Fuck Ton. My laptop can actually run 3 Instances of Visual Studio 2010, SSMS and a bunch of other programs simultaneously on Windows 7 now. It runs a Fuck Ton faster since you gave me a Fuck Ton more memory."

IT Manager: "You should have asked sooner."

Programmer: "I have only been asking since I got this business class laptop that only had 4GB of Memory on it; that you provided me and expected me to program on."

IT Manager: "Stop complaining..."

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gym-scrubs

A phrase used to describe unwilling feelings towards going to the gym. Describing going to they gym as one would describe going to work.

Person1: Why the long face?

Person2: I have to go to the gym and I don't want to. I guess it is time for me to put on my gym-scrubs.

Facebook Ninja

One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.

Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.

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