Bury Church

The most dead high school in the whole of Britain. Most of the teachers are bible bashers. Student drama is as dry as the head teachers wife, and the most outrageous thing that happens there is nittys vaping spice in the toilets. All in all, the school is just complete bumhole.

“I think I might move to bury church.”

“Are you mad? Even Totty High School is better than that shithole.”

Bury

I don’t know why the other definitions on this site are presenting bury as a good place. It is a shithole. There are two types of teenagers in bury - chavs and aLt KiDs. The chavs will try and ask for your snap. My advice is to not give it out unless you want to receive shitty dick pics and get called a slag for not sending nudes. Whereas the alts will probably stay awake unless provoked there are many of them that will “start” on you for no apparent reason. The one thing both of these social groups have in common is asking for cigs. They mostly all smoke Richmond's so any chance to smoke a proper cig is a marvel to them. Apart from this bury itself is an ok town. It has decent shops and some nice places. However you may want to avoid places such as: “Bury Urbis”, “Cracktunnel” and Millennium. Avoid these places unless you want to get second hand high, robbed, or called a dick.

“Are you going to bury today?”

“Nah I’d rather go to Manchester since Bury is just a B-tech of it anyway.”

Bury Urbis

Basically a B-tech of the real urbis. It has the same energy as actually urbis however is filled with kids from bury. It mostly consists of holy cross and bury college students who consider themselves edgy for vaping, smoking fake richmonds and buying 0.5 bags of weed. There’s also usually skaters that think they’re sick because they can do an ollie.

“Hey are you going to bury urbis to hand out with the rest of the e-kids?”

“We’Re nOt e-KiDs, wEre aLt! FuCk oFf”

Bury Urbis

Basically a B-tech of the real urbis. It has the same energy as actually urbis however is filled with kids from bury. It mostly consists of holy cross and bury college students who consider themselves edgy for vaping, smoking fake richmonds and buying 0.5 bags of weed. There’s also usually skaters that think they’re sick because they can do an ollie.

“Hey are you going to bury urbis to hand out with the rest of the e-kids?”

“We’Re nOt e-KiDs, wEre aLt! FuCk oFf”