munge

(verb) The act of ramming a live cactus up a woman's ass, and sloshing it back and forth, while gently and pleasurably fingering her pussy, until she simultaneously cums and bleeds, leaving her writhing in pleasure AND pain.

Guy 1: Dude, I got into a fight with my mom a few days ago, so as revenge, I munged the SHIT out of her last night.
Guy 2: Damn man, that's pretty harsh...
Guy 1: Yeah, I know, but it's to teach her a lesson!

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