force

A word that was incorrectly used by an idiot in reference to a fake signature. i.e., "dude, you just forced that check!"

You: "I'm sorry, what did you say?"
Teller: "I just saw you force that check."
You: "you saw me FORCE the check??"
Teller: "yes, that's not your name that you just signed."
You: "pardon me, but I am NOT FORCING anything."
Teller: "yes, you are, I saw you force it."
You: "that's fine, forget the check...and may the force be with you."

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Bahram

1) The Persian word for the planet Mars. 2) a common first name for boys. 3) In Persian mythology, the god of victory.

My lawyer's name is Bahram.

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