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breakfast special

An anonymously delivered poop deposited in somebody else's restroom by a house guest early in the morning before anybody else has awoken and is discovered immediately because of an evidently rich scent once the issuer disappears.

Hey we probably had too much cheese last night at our New Year's party. Someone left a breakfast special in the toilet right before I got in there!

by eatabagel January 1, 2013