Poopdini

When you go to change a baby's diaper, thinking the baby pooped, but there's nothing in the diaper.

Oh, stink. Better change you. Whoops, Poopdini!

H-A-S-S

Heat-Activated Shirt Stink. When you get a shirt out in the morning and don't notice anything, until you are out and sweating in the shirt and then it stinks to hell of mold from being left in the washing machine overnight before drying it.

I just got a whiff of H-A-S-S. I need to change my shirt.

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Peehole vertigo

Fear of getting something in the male peehole.

I’m going for one of those STD tests and I have peehole vertigo

Boner Bow

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.

Sadie Hawkins Sex

When the girl takes the lead in the bedroom.

Usually I take the lead, but last night we did Sadie Hawkins sex.

fakecation

when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.

I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.

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Wolverine

When a guy clips his nails then inserts his fingers into a woman's vagina.

"I picked this girl off the ground with my wolverine claws."

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