freak

1. Extremest as in: she/he is a freak in bed. (In a good way)
2. To have sex.
3. Weirdo, or someone who does strange things in the wrong situations. (In a bad way)

I want a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed.
-Ludacris, Usher & Lil John

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tatt

Another word, or slang for Tattoo.

Nice tatt dude. How many tatts do you have?

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The Truth

Slang for what Jehovah witnessess call their religion.

JW to a friend:I've never seen her at the Kingdom Hall.Is she in the truth also?

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zoomies

Slang for the invisible particles and energy emitted by radiation at Nuclear Power Plants.

I picked up a lot of zoomies today at work. The little suckers are everywhere.

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lovely

Another word for beautiful or desireable.

She looked lovely in the candle light.

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AOL

The dial-up internet provider that NEVER lets you cancel your membership.

Many people I know have tried to cancel their membership with no success.

me: I would like to cancel my AOL membership.
AOL rep: (After a long conversation)But we'll give you 2 free months free.
me: All I want to do is cancel my membership. I don't need it anymore, I have cable modem now.
AOL rep: But AOL is the best blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
me: Please stop trying to get me to not cancel I already told you I don't want or need AOL any more.
AOL rep: But we have superior anti-virus software blah blah blah blah bah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
me: You are getting on my nerves and wasting my time.
AOL rep: But 2 free months blah blah blah blah blah blah...
me: fine whatever (I hang up after a lengthy conversation and at this point AOL has ruined my day and I'm pissed off)

I uninstalled AOL from my computer, and had to call my credit card company to report my card lost so I could get out of my AOL membership. I travel a lot, which is why I used AOL to begin with. Fortunately most hotels have high speed wireless internet access now.

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Fucker

A person who is on the giving end of fucking.

As in the male entering the female in intercourse.
Or:
If someone cheats you out of money. He is the fucker that fucked you.

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