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It's when you feel like you've got too much work to go to bed, but you are too tired to get anything done. So you just surf the net and procrastinate until you can't stay awake anymore.
Joe: Dude how did your 3000 word essay go?
Tom: Well I managed to get half of it done yesterday, but then I got stuck in sleepytime limbo and just stayed awake the whole night browsing through facebook...
Joe: that sucks bro
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A "top 10" university in the U.K. It's in the middle of nowhere, has really depressing weather, and student life involves getting stupidly drunk in grim bars in town, because there's honestly not much else to do in your free time. There's quite a few societies, but with the exception of international clubs, they mostly consist of weirdos who dress up as Harry Potter and do medieval reenactments. Classes and lectures are alright, but the campus is so big it that it can take up to half an hour to walk to class from your dorm. Highlight of the experience is making friends for life by bonding over the horrible weather and the terrible food they serve in northern England.
Owen:"Which University you going to mate?"
Mark: "I'm in Lancaster University"
Owen: "Ah mate it must be grim up north."
Mark: "Yea mate there's 300 rainy days per year and the food is terrible"
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An Asian man with no self respect who perpetuates negative Asian stereotypes to gain approval from white people and western media.
He is usually self-loathing, wishes he was white, and self depreciates himself in order to gain acceptance from his white peers. He knows very little about his own culture and origins, preferring to parrot western stereotypes of his place of origin in order to score points with his white target audience.
Despite him selling his soul and dignity for popularity, he remains the butt of all jokes and will always be seen as a goofy sidekick and never as a main character.
His female equivalent is the Aunty Lu (Asian female who hates Asian men culture and simps for mid white men).
Famous examples include: Bobby Lee, Ken Jeong, Jimmy O. Yang
Ned is a Chinese-American Uncle Chan. He doesnât speak mandarin and doesnât eat Chinese food because he is ashamed of his heritage.
With his white friends, he makes jokes about his penis size, imitates a stereotypical Asian accent, and jokes about how he loves eating dog. This makes them laugh and makes them feel comfortable around him, but it doesnât earn him any real respect.
He thinks that his self loathing humor will help him score white chicks. But it doesnât, as it makes him unattractive as hell.
Donât be like Ned, donât be an Uncle Chan. Be proud of your cultureâs 5000 years of history.
An Asian woman who despises her heritage and ethnic origins, but worships western culture and adheres to white standards of beauty.
She expresses this through different avenues, but she most notably only dates white men (or has much lower standards for white men than for her own kind).
She also refuses to speak her mother tongue, or to acknowledge any ties to her familyâs hometown or home country. She will often put down Asian men in public, referring to them as âunattractiveâ, âtoo traditionalâ, or as âtoo much like a brother to meâ.
She inevitably attracts white men with yellow fever who exhibits colonial intentions, and ends up complaining about getting fetishized by them. Those who are tired of getting fetishized might reverse course and go back to her own kind, a phenomenon known as a âBananarangâ.
It is important to note that not all women in WMAF couples are Aunty Lus, but in the US and Anglo countries, most of them are. This is due to the existence of white cultural supremacy combined with a strong historical hatred against Asian males in English speaking western countries.
The male equivalent of the Aunty Lu is the Uncle Chan.
Famous Aunty Lus include: Ali Wong, Wendi Deng, Riko Shitaba
Lucy is a Chinese-American Aunty Lu, here are some of her favorite quotes:
âI could never date an Asian. Theyâre so unattractive and nerdy. They gross me out.â
âDonât call me Chinese. Iâm American.â
âI think racism is a very important issue, but I donât have anything against my friends who say Chinese men all have tiny penisesâ
âI canât wait to marry my white boyfriend so that I can change my last name to a western oneâ
âChinese food is mid. I like Italian and Greek food.â
âWhy are all these white guys I date secretly racist and have yellow fever? Itâs really putting me off the scene, but Iâm only attracted to them so I donât know what to do.â
The ability to to pull and get with underage girls. Used for successful nonces (pedophiles) that are confident and victorious in their approach.
Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor
Epstein: Bro come to my island this weekend
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?
Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them
Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro
a playa who makes u think he's a noob at first but in reality he's not... then he pwns u.
ebil noob (lvl 3): hey man whats up
PKer (lvl 45): lol noob i pwn u
*PKer pwns ebil noob*
*ebil noob logs in with lvl 90 account*
ebil noob (lvl 90): loool now u die u mofo
*PKer gets owned*
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