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give up tattoo

A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.

Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."

by ebiz_iv January 8, 2021