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When you set a glass of milk on the table and then leave the room only to come back and find that someone had taken a shit in your milk..... A pretty fucked up joke to play on your friends yet very funny brings up questions such as..... Why are you so fucked up? Who the fuck does that? How did you get the shit in the glass?
Chris: Damn bro Brittaney went to go to the bath room and left her glass of milk on the table and Dick Ducketts coco puffed her ass.....
Ferry: Hahahahah thats fucking awesome.....
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The act of blowing one's nose into an open vagina giving the appearance of a reverse watermelon where the green snot is inside of the pink vagina.
Sheamus: Dude i need to blow my nose hardcore.
Greg: If I had a pussy i would let you give me a reverse watermelon. HAHAHA CLIT CLIT CLIT.....
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To work hard all week only to come home and have your girlfriend, wife, babies momma, etc. take your pay check off of you and only give you money if you have a legitimate reason for it and even then you only get it if she thinks its a good enough reason.....
1. Dick Ducketts just got Tokaraed again bro, she wont give him any cash for the bar.....
2. Damn Ducketts she just tokaraed yo ass, now you cant afford smokes or booze.....