diefecta

The strange universal law that dictates celebrities must die in threes.

Joey B: "Did you hear that Brittany Murphy's husband died?"

John H: "So did Gary Coleman & Dennis Hopper."

Joey B: "Oh, that's three, a diefecta!"

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dermaleche

The crusty white skin that collects under the lid of a gallon of milk.

"This milk must be old it's got dermaleche!"

beer goddess

A sexy, unattainable female bartender.

"I went to the Red Wave Inn last night, but the beer goddess wasn't there!"

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pussyfag

A straight male who acts cowardly or in a stereotypically homosexual manner.

"Dude, you are being such a pussyfag!"

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