soaker

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.

Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."

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polyamorous

Having multiple sexual partners. (Generally all at one time)

My polyamorous friend slept with 20 guys this month.

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Cliffhanger

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.

Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.

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N3HJK

Noun: A Ham Radio Operator. Lives in the washington DC area. Name Kevin. Can never have a simple conversation on 2meters Ham Radio. Always after only 2 minutes on the air he starts to screem words like Shit and Fuck. He starts to insult people And Drink and drink and drink more beer. All he talks about is how he gets crappy reception because he lives in an apartment and can't put an outside antenna up. You can find him just talking Shit on 145.490 or 146.835 in the Washington DC Area. once you hear him you never forget him.

Too Much shit he says to put in words.

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krunk

Krunk is word currently used by famous rappers such as lil' Jon, meaning crazy angry or in crediblr powerfull "Krunk" is a very versatile word that is gaining popularity and differing meaning.

Some dude cut me off in the freeway now im all krunk and shi*.

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Curmudgeon

Stupendously stubborn know-it-all gits who seem almost religious in saying 'no' to anything that does not match their opinions and outlook. Can easily be found in most technical departments of new media companies.

An ex-CTO in a dot com in London (self-confessed)

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l.a. math test

A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.

Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?

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