Mellow Corn

Distilled by Heaven Hill, Mellow Corn is the greatest whiskey ever made. It’s made from at least 80% corn, it’s bottled in bond, and only $15-$20. It’s even better than Blanton's.

Don’t waste your money on overpriced allocated bourbons, buy Mellow Corn instead!

wish you were gay

the best Billie Eilish song to ever exist. if you disagree, you're wrong. Completely and utterly wrong.

me: hey what are you listening to?
you: oh! wish you were gay by billie eilish!
me: i love you with all my heart

gemini

the worst zodiac sign in the fucking world. DON'T TRUST THEM.

me: whats your zodiac sign?

gemini: im a gemini
me: ew