stump break

Stump break is the same as stump bust except it is commonly done on the farm and to farm animals when they're still young. It's the act of tying a horse, cow, or other farm animal to a tree or stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.

Dad: Boy, we've got a long day of work today. We've gotta stump break 5 colts and that mule today.
Son: But dad, I just fucked 7 calfs yesterday.

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stump bust

Stump busting is more common during deer season. Stump busting is the act of tying an animal to a tree or a tree stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.

Redneck #1- You git you a buck last nite?
Redneck #2- Naw, just stump busted a coyote.

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vanhoglen

The act of getting drunk and unleashing a flurry of insulting posts on an internet messageboard just to start some shit and stir the pot.

Dude you totally went vanhoglen last nite were you drunk posting or what?

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