X-Sux

an unfunny pun created by 12 year old X-Box haters, often used by fanboys

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Bombay Lightning

Unknown source of ignition.

It's a mystery how that house burnt down. Must of been Bombay Lightning!

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Bluffin with my muffin

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

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Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

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god

Well known, but often refuted. Appears in the Bible.

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doctor proctor

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

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booty

A part of the body where the thighs meet. If's it's really big, it's often attractive.

I like really big booties.

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