Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

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booty

A part of the body where the thighs meet. If's it's really big, it's often attractive.

I like really big booties.

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Soy Dick

A dildo. Soy being a MEAT substitution.

Hey babe, put away the soy dick. I've got the real thing ready for you!

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Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

pretto

A mix between the words: "Preppy" and "ghetto".

ok dude. tomorrow, i am so going to beat that gay pretto fuck upside the head with a stick. a large pointy stick. mwahahahah!

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swanie

That prude trouble making bitch that sits in the corner.

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gorean

Extremely sexist.

We will fill the hearts of our gorean fascist foes with lead!

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