Farmer Vision

TV reception from airwaves. No cable, no satellite, no Internet TV.

That old dinosaur only has tech from the 70s. You won't believe it but he's only got farmer vision!

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Vanilla Coke

the greatest soda ever created

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N-Gage

a handheld gaming system/cell phone destined for failure

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R2D2 With A Hard On

Nick name for the naval Phalanx anti-missile defense gun derived from it's side profile.

Hey mate, check out our M61. It looks like R2D2 with a hard on!

Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.

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Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

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slitch

A slut and a bitch

You're one real slitch

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See with your eyes not your hands

You can look but don't touch. Particularly used when someone asks to SEE something with their hand extended. A hilarious quote from Mr. Burns on The Simpsons TV show.

Castro (reaching for the trillion $ bill): May I see it?

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes not your hands!

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